Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29.

This is Beaverville. Come on me in.

I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step.

Start later, please.

I could never know if the day was asked for it had.

Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month.

We are number one.

We just grabbed every key demographic.

Super duper, yeah.

Super duper. That's nice.

Right to go. Need old game. Yes, boy. That is good news. It is the seventh day of August. 2025. Good morning, everybody. And welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show on the fan. My name is Chris Hockey.

And it's the best day of the week. It's Thursday morning. Yeah, let's get this going. Tommy, I think, I hope. Ben Libra, I'm pretty sure. And Parker Fox, perhaps, that a cast of thousands in some comedy from our friend Chad Daniels right now. It's Thursday morning. Come on in. I am glad you are here. I was playing a wiffle ball with my son. He's not really in his sport, so I was trying to get him into something.

He loves wiffle ball, and we were playing, and he was on second base, but everybody else got out. So it was his turn to bat again, so he goes, ghosty on second, and then he ran up. Do you guys know what ghosties are? Ghostrunners. So when it's your turn to bat and you're on base, you can just call for a fake person,

and then you can go, and that fake person can score.

Why did we ever stop using those as a dog? it's your turn to bat and you're on base, you can just call for a fake person, and then you can go, and that fake person can score.

Why did we ever stop using those as adults?

Oh my God, what a great idea kids had, right?

I'm not coming into work today.

Using a sick day?

Oh, no.

I'm sending a ghostie.

Ghostie on my office chair.

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