And the fan, listen up. The ratings just came in for last month. We are number one.

We just grabbed every key Democrat. Super, super, super. That's nice.

Way to go. Need OK. Yes, boy. That is good news.

It is the 21st day of August, 2023. Good morning. Welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show.

On Monday, my name is Chris Hockey. And here we go with another brand new week.

No saucy for a few days this week. But of course, the rest of the wild pack will be here.

And then of course, we have Ben Lieber coming in and Mike Musman.

So here we go, ladies and gentlemen, John Mulaney was some comedy to get you started on

a Monday morning. Now come on. Let's get this thing fired up. Let's get gold. Let's make it a

great week. Come on in. I'm glad you're here. I used to drink and then I drank too much

and I had to stop. I don't know if anyone here is thinking about quitting drinking,

but you need to know two things if you're thinking about quitting drinking.

The first is that when you stop drinking and you still go to parties where people are drinking,

they will have no idea what to offer you. Like once people start drinking for the night,

they forget everything that isn't alcohol. Like I'll show up at a party and they'll be like,

hey, everybody, all right, we got Corona's in the fridge and oh, hey, Mulaney, would you like

like an old turnip that we found in a cabinet? Would that be good for you? Would you like that?

I know you don't drink. Also, if you quit drinking, you're about to lose the best excuse you've

ever had in your life, which is I'm really sorry about last night. I was just so drunk.

That is a get out of jail free card that you don't even realize you have until you lose it.

I can't say that anymore. I can never be like, I'm really sorry about last night.

I was just so drunk. Now I have to be like, I'm really sorry about last night.

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