Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29.

I'm like a dog in heat.

I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step.

Start later, please.

I could never know where the day was...

Fast forward had.

Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month.

We are number one.

We just grabbed every key demographic.

Super duper, gay.

Super duper. That's nice. Right to go. Need a hoagin. Yes. Boy. That is good news. It is the second day of March, 2026. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to March and welcome to the Power Chub Morning Show. My name's Chris Hocken. Here we are on a Monday with Ben Lieber and Mike Musman and a cast of thousands coming on in and lots to talk about so let's get her started with some comedy here is John Mullaney. It's the power trip morning show on a Monday morning. Come on in. I'm glad you're here. There's so many police car sirens in New York, but there's a new type of siren. You've probably heard it. It's a new siren, it's a little faster, and it also has a fun and funky beat. And I think that cops like to use their siren more, because they know it sounds fun, and they know it sounds funky. You've heard the new siren. It's like, buh, ah, oh, ah, oh, ah, oh. It's like there's a DJ in the back of the patrol car. It sounds like two sirens talking to each other.

Like, boo, ow, ow.

It's so fast.

Sirens used to be so slow and beautiful.

I was watching this old movie on Turner Classic movies because I was not an athletic child.

And it was a Hitchcock movie called Rope.

And then you hear this old-fashioned siren.

And it was so slow and beautiful.

It was like...

Ruhr...

It was like an old gay cat was dying.

But not a sad death.

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