Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29.

I'm like a dog in heat.

I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step.

Start later, please.

I could never know what the day was asked for it had.

Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month.

We are number one.

We just grabbed every key demographic.

Super duper, gay.

Super duper. That's nice. Way to go. Need oh, games. Yes, boy. That is good news. It is the 11th day of March, 2026. Happy 311 day. It's Wednesday. Good morning, everybody. My name is Chris Hockey. Welcome to the Power Chub morning show. How you feeling snow out there, at least on this side of the Twin Cities? Careful navigating your way. We need everyone, yeah. Lots to get to on the show today, including Parker Fox, stopping by and cast thousands, and get you updated on some more weird things happening in the NFL. Here's some comedy from Josh Sneeds to Power 2 of Morning Show on Wednesday. Come on in. I am glad you are here. Guys, we got an obesity problem in this country. And I know you're like, is this dude about to make

fun of fat people while using his stomach as an armrest? And the answer is yes. Okay, you don't have to clap.

It's not supposed to be the funniest thing I've said so far. I understand

where I'm at with this body. There's so many little signs that tell you you need to fix

it. You need to get it together. Like I'm in a way now where if I raise my hand higher than this,

I got to fix my clothes when I put it by the time.

Little signs, little signs let you know it's time to clean it up.

I had another one recently when I was on an airplane,

and the Delta flight attendant asked me to switch seats to balance out of 747.

That will ruin your day instantly. And I know it wasn't me, all right? I know it wasn't me. It was where I was sitting versus where there were too many empty seats. But when you're a little self-conscious about your weight, you can't process that. You can't rationalize. That's not what you hear. What you hear is, sir, if you go 10 feet that way, the whole plane will fly properly.

Could you help us out?

Could you help us out?

Thank you.

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