Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29.

I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step.

Start later, please.

I could never know what the day was asked for it had.

Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month.

We are number one.

We just grabbed every key demographic.

Super duper, gay.

Super duper.

That's nice. Way to go. Need oh, man. That was good news.

It is the ninth day of December 2025. Good morning, everybody. My name is Krasaki and welcome to our

Power Trip morning show on a tired Tuesday. Good morning to you. You know, it's warm out there,

right? But here's the thing. Be careful because the ramps are slicker and snot. Even if you're driving down, let's say, 169, and you're on a ramp, like on a bridge, like an overpass, don't slam out the brakes, moron, because you might kill everybody behind you. So there's my little PSA this morning. Be careful. Regardless of all that, that we have Marty Gilarna, no, Johnny Bones, because he's at the, he's at the winter meetings, meeting with Old Man Winter, about how long he's going to stay. I guess I didn't realize that there was a meeting. But so that's what's going on. Marty will be in here, and we will talk to Jonathan Grenard on a Vikings victory Tuesday. So lots to get to, plus all kinds of nonsense. Here's Jim Gaffigan with some comedy. How about Christmas trees? You know, it's the night day of Christmas. And on the night day of Christmas, the power trip gave to you another day of gleeful laughter. Come on in. I am glad you are here.

The Christmas tree, where we go out and we chop down a tree and we put it in our living room.

Kind of sounds like the behavior of a drunk man, really.

Some woman wakes up.

Honey, why is there a pine tree in our living room?

I like it.

We're gonna,

we're gonna decorate it

for a Jesus.

Oh.

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