Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29.

I'm like a dog in heat.

I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step.

Start later, please.

I could never know where the day was us forward had.

Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month.

We are number one.

We just grabbed every key demographic.

Super duper, game. Super duper. That's nice. Way to go. Need a hoag game. Yes. Boy. That is good news. It is the 20th day of January, 2026. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show. My name is Chris Hockey. It's a freezy morning. It's going to get worse, but that's okay. We live in Minnesota, you know? I guess you could be listening

anywhere, though, so congratulations to you. Where you live is a choice, right? Hey, we've got lots to get to today. Marns Galarns, I'm guessing, and John's Bones, if his back is good, and cast O' thousands. Here's Marcelo Hernandez, some comedy on a Tuesday morning.

Now you, I know you might have the Tuesday

Tires, and I know the ramps are slick,

even though they look like they are not,

there's that, Hernandez some comedy on a Tuesday morning now you I know you might have the

Tuesday tires and I know the ramps are slick even though they look like

they are not there's that black ice thing happening be real careful out

there but come on in I'm glad you're here the Brazilian wax that let me tell

you that there's nothing Brazilian about that they put the word Brazilian there so that you think it's a tropical experience.

But it is not a tropical experience. I have been there.

I have been to every appointment because I had a single mom and I didn't behave good.

I know what I'm talking about.

I've been in there with my soccer cleats.

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