Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29. I'm like a dog in heat. I woke up yesterday morning with a spring at my step. Start later, please. I could never know if the day was us for it had. Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed every key demographic. Super duper. Yeah! Super duper! That's nice. Need a go. Need a hog game. Yes, boy. That is good news. It is the fifth day of January, 2026. Get used to say and then writing that, huh? My name is Chris Hocke. Welcome to the Power Chub Morning show on a Monday morning. Here we go. That's it. The season's over. Viking season over. Didn't it just start a minute ago? Lots to talk about there. Ben Lieber. Mike Musman, cast a thousand's Powerchum morning back in full force. Here's Nick Turner comedy. Monday morning. Come on in. I'm glad you're here. If anyone owns a bird, I should say, congratulations, first off.

You're doing God's work.

Because here's what happens when you own a bird,

is you isolate the best thing about the animal,

his ability to fly.

And you rip that away from him.

And you replace that with your conditional love.

And then you jam it into a cage and you explain,

I'm going to work, like forever.

Goodbye.

And you throw a blanket on it.

And you're just like, yeah, he could be flying around in the sky,

but I just feel more comfortable if he's in prison on my apartment.

And you're like, I got a flight to catch.

You remember flight?

Play with the cat.

I'm like a dog in heat. I'm like a dog in heat.

I have an appetite for sex because me's so horny.

The finish line is waiting.

Yes.

Feet is on your side.

You hear the distant thunder.

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