This is Beaverville. Come on me in. I just flew in. I'm recording an album. It's called Terry South Bitch Live. I like the Alaskan pipeline. Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29. I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step. Start later, please.

I could never know what the day was asked for it at.

Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month.

We are number one. We just grabbed every key demographic.

Super duper, game.

Super duper. That's nice.

Way to go. Need oh, game. Yes, boy.

That is good news.

It is the 23rd day of April, 2026.

Welcome to NFL Draft Day.

Ladies and gentlemen, we've made it.

I know.

I'm talking too loud after being up that late.

Did you stay up and watch the whole thing?

I fell asleep after the second overtime finished, and they lost. Spoiler alert. We'll talk all about that this morning, but it is our Power Trip Mock Draft, the 79th annual NFL. Power Trip Mock Draft. Everybody's coming in. It's going to be a lot of fun. Cast of thousands in here, so much fun. So why would we wait another moment? Let's get right to it. Here's Chris Cope with some comedy on the Power Trip Morning Show on a lovely Thursday morning. Come on in. I am glad you are here. I'm originally from a state of Florida, but she already knew that because you could hear the white trash in my voice. It was the summers.

That's what killed me every year.

If you've never been to Florida in the summer,

it's like spending three months inside someone's mouth.

I drove from east to west.

I drove from Florida to California.

Because it's the worst drive ever.

You know why?

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