And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, as you know, spring has sprung.

And for all of the glorious things that spring brings, it's also that time of the year when the interior wildlife returns.

And by interior wildlife, we, of course, are talking about the ants of all varieties, fruit flies, moths, those big things that look like giant mosquitoes, but they're not mosquitoes. You know what I'm talking about? I have no idea what the hell they are, but they show up every spring, every summer, there they are. Don't know what it is. You look like a skeeter, but you ain't. But then you also might have the occasional

birds nest in the chimney. Or for a homeowner in Texas, his issue is bees. Thousands of bees

living in the walls of his house. Now, sure, he has been swarmed once, and he's been living,

in his words, uncomfortably. Meanwhile, in Scotland, there's a woman there who's just like, boo-hoo,

you have bees in your walls. Yeah, she hasn't been sleeping in her house because she has 500

bats living in her walls. And because bats are protected species there, she can't do anything

about it. They're like, look, you got bats in your house? Deal with it. So she deals with it by sleeping in her car.

But, of course, he could always be worse.

There's a man in Russia.

You might remember this story.

He left his window open for three years while he was away for work,

came back to discover that his entire home.

They've been taken over by pigeons and pigeon poop.

And we brought to the story yesterday of a family that was invaded by five deer

after they crashed through the front door.

So not like they opened the door and the deer ran and the door was closed.

They smashed the door off the hinges, ran around the house and pretty much destroyed it

for no particular reason that anyone can figure out.

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