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Listen out the ratings just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed every key

Well, it's the first day of August 2022

Here we go ladies and gentlemen. It's Monday. Good morning everybody. Sozi is out there

We'll have Carly Zooker coming in. Uh, I don't think Ben Labor's here, but he's not too as well

I'm not sure. I guess well, it's a role of the dice. Let's find out who's here. Who's not? I know this

I'm here and Corey's here. So let's get this show started. Shall we?

Here is Anthony Jassalnik on his sensitive girlfriend on the power chip morning show on the very first day of August

Which is as you all know

National girlfriend day come on in now. I'm glad you're here. My girlfriend now is pretty cool

One of the good ones I think if I had a nitpick

I'd say sometimes she's a little too sensitive

Look at the day she got her haircut

Got two inches trimmed off of her hair and then came home and cried about it for two hours

Over a haircut. I couldn't believe it

So finally I went through I said baby. What are you so upset about? It's just a haircut

I'm the one who's got to find a new girlfriend

She got mad

She got really mad like a month ago because she had emailed me a naked picture of herself

Which is a nice thing to do

But then I messed up and I accidentally forwarded that email

To both of my parents now

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