HR 1: Downstairs Accidents Pt. 1
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 22 October 2025
⏱️ 39 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And now, here's the question. |
| 0:04.2 | Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours. |
| 0:08.4 | All right, are you one of those people that uses a full body deodorant? |
| 0:12.9 | Yep. |
| 0:13.4 | Like looming, uh, mando, or secret. |
| 0:16.4 | Now, if so, you're part of a growing trend of people who, in addition to their armpits, |
| 0:22.9 | want to keep their junk smelling fresh. |
| 0:28.9 | And experts attribute this relatively new fad to something they call genital anxiety. |
| 0:37.3 | Now, in case you're wondering, genital anxiety, it's defined as concerns about the appearance, smell, and function of one's genitals. |
| 0:41.9 | Well, in that case, I would argue that everyone suffers from genital anxiety. If you even think there might be something wrong downstairs, we're usually pretty quick to address it. |
| 0:48.1 | Last week, we brought you the story of a man who Googled what the odd white spot was on his penis. |
| 0:53.5 | Well, Google said it was a wart. |
| 0:55.4 | 14 months later, actual human doctors discovered that it was penile cancer. |
| 1:00.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:01.3 | And so he had part of his junk amputated. |
| 1:04.1 | Meanwhile, Amanda Thieland, Michael will have more on this story later. |
| 1:07.2 | He was arrested for performing surgeries for penile enlargement, circumcision, pearl |
| 1:12.3 | implantation, all |
| 1:14.7 | of these surgeries. From the backseat |
| 1:16.6 | of his 1995, Toyota |
| 1:18.5 | Corolla. I hope you're sitting down, |
| 1:20.5 | because you're not going to believe this. He was |
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