Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29.

This is Beaverville. Come on me in.

I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step.

Start later, please.

I could never know where the day was us forward at.

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We are number one. We just grabbed every key demographic. Super duper,

that's nice. Way to go. Need oh, game. Boy. That was good news. It is the first day of August

2025. Good Friday morning, everybody. Welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show, big show ahead of us.

Another edition of the tournament of the initials. And Josh Mattelis, journing us, joining us by not only phone but computers, so you can actually watch the interview or just listen to it on the fan by going kfan.com slash watch. So lots to get to. Let's get it started. On the first day of August, here's Mitch Headberg. Some comedy on a Friday morning. Come on in.

I am glad you're here.

I ran a lot of cars, you know, because I go on the road.

I rent cars. And when I drive a rental car, I don't know what's going on with it, right? So a lot of times I drive like for 10 miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency break.

It's really not an emergency break, it's an emergency, make the car smell funny, never.

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent.

That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slam the flap.

How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation?

Zipper it up really quick. The finish line is waiting. The finish line is waiting

Featers on your side

You hear the distant thunder

there's lightning in your stride

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