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At some basketball game, at halftime, they brought a fan down to the half court line, and he made a half court shot. And the crowd went nuts. And I and I was like wow what was the prize

and they said the prize was tater tots for life that's a prize that's a

curse I would have missed on purpose.

Who wants to deal with that for the rest of their life?

I don't want to sound like I'm bragging.

I have enough money to buy tater Tots for the rest of my life.

I got that kind of coin.

Sure, I'm lucky.

I can surround myself with financial advisors.

We spent about a month

crunching the numbers.

Looking at spreadsheets,

comparing data,

analyzing algorithms.

It turns out you need

$64.

$64.

Ha ha ha ha. All right.

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