And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitch, is good day to you and yours.

All right, there seems like there's this universal agreement that if you die because a shark attacked you, at least you have a badass story.

Okay, now, is it cool if you don't die, and instead of a shark, you're attacked by a sea lion.

Asking for a photographer, this weekend's World Surf League competition in Australia.

Turns out, the event had to be paused for several hours as a result of a sea lion attacking the photographer.

Like I said, they didn't die, but they were in fact injured.

Still a cool story? I don't know. Now, look, that didn't die, but they were in fact injured. Still a cool

story? I don't know. Now look, that's scary. But would you rather survive a sea lion attack

or survive plummeting to the earth after a small plane tears through your paraglider? That was a case

for a woman in Austria. She was paragliding when a plane plowed through her rig just above her head.

Now she did manage to open her emergency shoot, but now without pooping herself.

And pretty much cursing the whole way down.

Her camera was on during the whole ordeal, and she has some choice words.

Meanwhile, in Nebraska, there was a much more American-made situation.

When cops were called after someone reported being shot at a convenience store,

turns out that the culprit was a dog that accidentally fired a shotgun from the back seat of a pickup truck.

And then there's comedian Laura Clary.

She was almost crushed to death when her 600-pound refrigerator fell over and landed on top of her.

She survived, but she did comment that all she could think is this is the dumbest way anyone could die.

I don't know. A woman hiking in Austria was killed by a herd of cows and a woman in South Carolina.

She died when the wind blew an umbrella from a restaurant table

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