And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, an eight-year-old boy, he was bitten by a shark off the coast of Florida.

He was bitten above the knee.

He lost a lot of blood, but he survived.

His leg, however, did not.

A man in the Bahamas, he did not survive when his jet ski slammed into a boat.

By the way, this marks the fourth American injured or killed in jet ski related shenanigans in the Bahamas.

I don't know what's going on there anyway, but, I mean, hell, last Sunday, two dudes, they were injured when they steered their jet ski into a dock, as you might

imagine, both the dock and the jet ski, they sustained damage.

But the good times, they aren't just restricted to the water.

I'll ask you a question, would you rather be trampled by a herd of cattle or attacked by one bear?

You see, a couple in Austria, they were trampled by a herd of cows.

While a woman in Alaska, she was attacked by a big bear, they say.

Also, the bear dragged her 100 yards.

She survived, but she did sustain what they call substantial wounds and damage.

But people aren't the only things getting damaged.

Let's see, several police cars in Sarkas, New Jersey.

They were damaged, yes, it's called Sikakis, Mike.

You know how it got its name?

Ah!

Several police cars in Sikakis, New Jersey,

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