Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29.

Anyway, how is your sex life?

Pear up here.

That sounds so good.

Jeff, look at this thing.

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We are number one.

We just grabbed every key demographic.

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Dimitri Martin comedy on a Thursday morning you come on. It's gonna be a great day.

And I'm glad you're here.

My friend asked me if I ever went swimming with dolphins.

I said, yeah, definitely.

I mean, what distance are we talking about from the dolphins?

I'm pretty sure I swim with all of them the last time I was in the oceans.

Sometimes I want to go swimming without dolphins.

I got to find a swimming pool. I love pools. I don't have a pool, but you know pool is fun.

Except there's one thing I don't like about swimming in a pool, it's what happens to the other people that you go swimming with.

If they get in the pool before you do, it's like they all suddenly join this cult,

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