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I'm like a dog in heat.

I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step.

Start later, please.

I could never know where the day was us forwarded at.

Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month.

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It is the 16th day of March, 2026. Good morning to everybody. Welcome to the Power Chub Morning

Show. No been today, but I believe Mussel will be in, and we'll recap the weekend and see what's going on for the week. Let's get her started. Here's some comedy from Dave Nyhill. Pyrtip Morning Show on a Monday morning. Come out in. I'm glad you're here. You know, to be Irish over here is a special feeling. We turn out and you're celebrating our national holiday St. Patrick's Day. It's amazing. And we're like, look at the spirit. These people are all getting involved. And then we realize, hold on a minute. Are they calling it St. Patty's Day? Patty is a woman's name. Patty, spelled P-A-T-T-Y. We have Patty, our patron saint, P-A-D-D-Y. One little letter, big difference there, right? And then I really home in on it. And I'm like, wait a minute. Does it say happy St. Patti's Day in a four-leave clover? What has, you know, those green things with the sides on four-leaf clover, four-leaves? Lovely. I mean, it looks nice, but it's got nothing to do with Ireland. We love a good shamrock, very central to Irish culture, three sides to a shamrock.

Four-leaf clover, nothing to do with Ireland.

That's the equivalent of me getting a tattoo on my arm of a pigeon and being like, go America.

I'm going to do. The finish. The finish line is waiting.

Feast on your side. The finish line is waiting.

Feeder's on your side.

You hear the distant thunder.

There's lightning in your stride.

Power trip morning show Monday, March 16th of 2020.

We all made it.

I'm Corey. That's Chris. There's Paul. There's Zach.

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