And now, here's the question.

Oh la, bitches, good day to you and yours. All right, yesterday in our very own Mike

Hawk, he brought us the story of a Kentucky nurse who performed CPR on a baby raccoon

that became drunk on fermented peaches before nearly drowning in a dumpster.

Frankly, if I had a dollar for every time I did that.

Now, it's a dumb story, but it's also a true story.

And equally dumb, but much scarier, a guy in Florida,

he had to deal with a wild boar after it crashed through the sliding glass door

and started messing up his house.

Now, authorities were eventually able to wrangle it, but not before it destroyed pretty much

everything that was indoors.

Now, not as destructive as a wild boar, but infinitely more dangerous.

Authorities in Maine, they're freaking out after confirming that the Asian long horn tick

and invasive species has made its way into the state.

Now, these particular ticks, they spread spotted fever.

So you're asking yourself, what a spotted fever?

The truth is, it doesn't matter.

Just know it can be fatal if it's not treated in five days.

I mean, really, that's the part you care about.

Yeah.

Meanwhile, several southern states, they're dealing with the kissing bug infestation.

And it's not called the kissing bugs that has big, beautiful Angelina Jolie lips.

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