And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, yesterday, we participated in the first annual Miles Montgomery Golf Classic.

And, well, thanks to a combination of great weather, flowing alcohol, copious amounts of weed, good spirits, and a fantastic job by our promotions department.

I dare say that yesterday was a success.

But do you know what did not happen?

Anything weird.

That's not the case for a group of disc golfers in South Carolina.

Now, they were at the 11th hole when a hammerhead shark fell out of the

sky and onto the course. That is, in fact, weird. Now, you know what's not weird? Running into a

bear in the forest, two hikers in Greece, they did just that. Now, while one guy whipped out his bear

sprayed, the other guy was attacked and killed by the bear. That does not sound that weird until you find out that the bear did not bite the guy.

The bear did not mull the guy.

The bear pushed his ass off of a 2,000 foot cliff.

I don't know about you, but that makes it real personal.

Again, the bear pushed him off of a cliff.

Surprise.

It's also not weird or out of the ordinary for a plane to make a bumpy landing.

In fact, there's a fairly long list of reasons for a bumpy landing. Misalignment, wind shear,

turbulence, short runway, aircraft type, inadequate stabilization, incorrect flare.

I don't even know what incorrect flare. But in this case, it was a bumpy landing

because the pilot's prosthetic arm fell off and she was landing the plane. It happens. Kind of a crazy

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