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It is the 16th day of May 2022. Good morning everybody. It's Monday and the power trip is back in studio for another beautiful week ahead.

We've got Marnie and Ben coming into there and lots to get to, so let's get her started. Here's Brian Regan on his nephews graduation ceremony.

So many of you going through that right now. Good luck and have a great time.

It's comedy on Monday morning. Come on in now. I'm glad you're here.

I went to my nephews high school graduation. I don't think I've ever been more disappointed in the human species in my life.

I'm in the stands. This woman gets on the microphone. She tried. She tried so hard.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wonderful day here with all these graduates.

We're going to ask you in advance to please not applaud or cheer when your individual child or friend is called,

because we have way too many graduates and it would not be fair to the people at the end of the alphabet.

We're going to give everybody an opportunity at the end of the ceremony to give a big simultaneous round of applause for everyone.

But please, when your individual child or family member is called, please don't applaud at that time.

Okay, thank you in advance for understanding.

Okay, here we go. Let's get started with our first graduate, Aaron Anderson.

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