Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29.

This is Beaverville. I'm on the end.

I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step.

Start later, please.

I could never know if the day was us forwarded at.

Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month.

We are number one. We just grabbed every key demographic.

Super duper, game. That's nice.

Right ago. Need oh, game. Yes, boy. That was good news. It is the 12th day of September,

2025. Good Friday morning, everybody. Welcome to the Power Trip Morning show. Big day. Big, big day.

Obviously, it's a football Friday as the Vikings open their home season on Sunday night, right here on this radio station at the U.S. Bank Stadium against the hated Atlanta Falcons. Screw those birds. But that's not the only thing. We had a big, big initials finals today. A.J.'s on his way here, bringing the crown, the cape, his pimp stick, all that stuff, ready to win

another championship, and the only thing standing between him and I is well, sauce.

Him and I, him and the championship is a sauce.

I really, I feel, I'm not sure I have a chance, but we're going to give her hell today.

So all that and more, it's the Power Chipp Morning Show.

Here's some comedy from Ashley Austin Morris on National Video Game Day, which is basically every day for some of us on the Power Chubmortem Morning Show. Come on in. Man, I'm glad you're here. My family really wants me to get married. My grandma, she called me last week. First of all, she's crazy. She's from Texas. Well, that's redundant. Anyway, so she calls me and she was like,

Ashley, why aren't you married?

I was like, well, I'm not in love with anyone, Grandma.

Love! What's Love got to do with it?

Okay, Tina Turner.

Didn't you love Grandpa when you married him?

Love! It was the Depression depression and he had shoes.

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