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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Hr 1: College Football & Taylor Swift Offensive Coordinator

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2024

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:12.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill

0:15.5

Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's

0:20.9

keeper and finder of lost children.

0:24.0

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,

0:30.0

those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:35.0

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:42.0

Ladies and gentlemen, vengeance upon the the the the church of LASL has begun

0:49.0

Hi,

0:50.0

Hey, how you doing?

0:51.0

I'm fantastic how are you? I'm great You look good. Thanks you as well. Yeah, how is your long weekend?

0:56.0

Pretty uneventful. Yeah. How about yourself?

1:00.0

Pretty uneventful. Went to the Royals game yesterday, though. Beautiful day for baseball. Yeah, it's tough.

1:05.0

I mean, hey, I'm not giving up on them. Well, no, I'm not giving up on them either. It's just, you you know it was like they tied first everyone

1:13.2

got excited and then it just felt like whatever could go wrong they're really good teams

1:17.1

right now yeah they'll be all right but I mean you sent me the text first that was where I first saw the news that they are trying to win right I mean

1:27.5

They're gonna have probably Robin Grosven Tommy fam I remember the last time they did that other than when I'm gonna

1:32.3

The guy who punched another I remember the last time they did that other than when they won the World Series.

1:33.0

The guy who punched another player on the field or in the dugout because of a fantasy football discrepancy?

1:41.0

Well, I mean, look, I I don't I'm not a baseball

1:44.4

aficionado by any means obviously I'm a Royals fan I want them to do well of

1:48.7

course I can't watch them because yeah it costs 30 bucks a month or whatever.

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