Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed

every key Democrat. Super duper. That's nice. Way to go. Need OK. That is good news.

It is the fifth day of July 2022. Good morning, everybody. Did you lip through the weekend?

Woohoo. You won the lottery. Hey, listen, I hope you had a great weekend. I hope it was

a good three day weekend for you. I hope your family made it through the weekend as well.

I hope you're ready for a short work week. Let's get her started. We got to, I think

Muscle's coming in today. Not sure about bonus. He said he might get too smashed, but he

said he'd try. Of course, Soskey's still on vacation. We got Cory today. Zach is back

for Vegas and, uh, well, you know, the game's all here. Max, I think we'll be here.

And I'm here. So, uh, uh, uh, this long, uh, you know, I haven't talked to him. They

may not have made it through the weekend. I hope they did. Uh, here's Jim Gaffigan, a little

comedy to make you forget everything else going on in the world. Come on in now. I'm glad

you're still here. I'm happily married, but I would say once a week, I catch my wife,

give me a look. I'm gonna have to let you go. Cause I disappoint her constantly. I do things

that I know. Like, here's something I do that annoys my wife. I use the bathroom. I know.

I should write. I get in trouble for not telling her I'm gonna use the bathroom. You just

disappeared. Where'd you go? I didn't know I needed a hall pass. I always get in trouble

for telling her I'm gonna use the bathroom. Uh, I'm gonna use the bathroom again. Are you

okay? How many times is that today? You're disgusting. What are you doing there? Uh, most

like get away from you. Somebody shut the window, please. Sorry. The window was open

in that entire opening segment there. Ah, crap. Shut the window. Zach, please shut the

window. Thank you. Good job, Zach. Good morning, everybody. Good morning. You guys made

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