Morning, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29. I'm like a dog in heat. I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step. Start later, please. I could never know where the day was asked forward at. Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed every key demographic. Super duper, game. Super duper. That's nice. Way to go. Need old game. Yes, boy. That was good news. This is the 12th day of January, 2026 already. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to Monday morning on the Power Trip Morning Show. What a football weekend we've had already, huh? Hi. My name is Krasaki. The playoffs are just the best. The NFL rules. What are you going to do, right? Other things happen, too, I'm sure. We had snow cross. That was fun. Other things not so fun happened this weekend. We'll bring it all down. Ladies and gentlemen, it's a comedy show. We'll bring you some laughs, we hope. Some giggles at the best. And some weird moments, for sure. Let's get things started with Greg Rogel. Here's some comedy on the power trick. Hmm, power trick? Weird. On a Monday morning, come on in! I am glad you're here. I got my haircut for the shows. I look alright? Thank you. When they wash your hair at these places, can they do something to gauge the water temperature before they stick your head in the sink?

Why am I the guinea pig on this?

Is the water too hot for you?

No, my legs always kick out like that thing.

Yeah, that's pretty hot. Is that Folgers?

I was blessed with thick hair.

It's in my jeans. Both my father and my grandfather had full heads of hair when they died,

at 53 for massive heart attacks.

Why do they say massive heart attacks?

Are people having tiny heart attacks?

Ah!

Oh no, it's just a tiny heart attack.

I'll worry about my health. I used to smoke cigarettes. I quit on New Year's.

Went to Times Square on New Year's. I'll never do that again.

It's freezing outside. Watch my own ball drop in midnight.

Like a dog in heat. Like a dog in heat. The finish line is waiting

Feeder's on your side

You hear the distant thunder

There's lightning in your stride

In the left, in the chase Come on the road you've got to see There's lightning in your stride It's the race It's a trait

For the world

You can't see

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