Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29.

I'm like a dog in heat.

I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step.

Start later, please.

I could never know what the day was us forward at.

Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month.

We are number one.

We just grabbed every key demographic.

Super duper, game.

That's nice. Light a go. Need a whole game. Yes, boy. That was good news. It is the 30th day of January, 2026. January is almost over. Happy Friday, everybody. John Cretel's here. We got Marnie Gilar, Mark Parris coming in in a bit, and Matt Minster to play the initials game. So let's get her started.

Here's Kevin Neeland with some comedy on the Power Chub Morning Show to Friday. Come on in. I'm glad you're here. People drink coffee sometimes because they're not morning people. I can't talk to you yet. I haven't had my coffee yet. I'm not a morning person. I think they're not afternoon people either. You know what I mean? When can we talk to you?

When is that window? Like after your morning coffee and before your evening cocktail? When is it,

when can we do that? Now I stop going to Starbucks and I'll tell you why. Rip off.

$5 for tall coffee. Excuse me? Five dollars for tall coffee, which is really a small coffee,

but they call it a tall copy because they figure psychologically you won't mind spend a five bucks in a tall coffee,

but I know what's going on. It's a small coffee. So I ordered the tall coffee. I gave him a dollar.

The guy goes, it's $5, sir. I say, well, I call that dollar, $5.

That's my tall dollar.

It's my tall dollar.

He goes, you want me to leave room for cream in your coffee?

No, not for $5. Fill it up for the room, pal.

Put the cream in my mouth. That makes money to get home.

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