And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, here is a would you rather question.

Would you rather be on a commercial flight, knowing that the pilot is asleep in the cockpit

or undergo surgery, knowing that your doctor was going to walk out halfway?

So they'd have sex with a nurse.

Now, the reason I ask this is because a new survey found that 93% of pilots, yeah, they admit to sleeping on the job, as in during the flight.

Meanwhile, across the pond in the UK, a doctor is being reprimanded because you walked out of a surgery to have sex with the nurse. That is correct. I don't know if it makes you feel any better or worse, they said he was gone for a total of eight minutes. Now, the doctor was actually caught in the act. The pilots only admitted to it because it was an anonymous survey where people tend to be a lot more honest about things when they can't trace it back to

them. But here's the thing. All of that just reinforces the point that sometimes we get away

with stuff, sometimes we get busted, but we very often do things that we're not supposed to be

doing. For example, a statue of Humpty Dumpty. It was stolen from a miniature golf course

in New Jersey and then dumped down the street.

Now, whoever did this, they knew damn well.

They're not supposed to do that, but also, why not?

They didn't get caught, so no problem.

And at Cornell University, two students caused controversy when they butchered a bear in their dorm room.

They were caught, but also, they didn't break any laws.

So were they really caught?

I mean, maybe it was in bad taste, but even Cornell University said, man, we went through our code of conduct.

We don't have anything about butchering animals in the dorm room, so there's just nothing we can do.

I mean, there you go yeah they went

through it and they got nothing about butchering animals but that leads to today's question because look

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