Man, I was banging seven-gram rocks and finished my role. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go. Yeah, I play a little bit, you know.

Gaze at a graveyard.

Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed every key

Democrat super duper. That's nice. I need to go. Need OK. Yes, boy. That is good news. It is the first day of

September 2023. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to September. Welcome to Friday morning and

welcome to the Power Trip morning show. What a show we have planned for you today at Giant Group

of Superstars coming in to play this initials invitational. And we're going to see if I can make

it through to the next round. And I hope to at least get one. You just never know, right? Again, a big, big show.

So why should we wait another second? Here's Brian Regan, little comedy again on the first day of September.

Don't forget it's going to be a very, very hot weekend. So stay cool, but don't freeze.

Power Trip morning show Friday morning. Come on in. I'm glad you're here.

I remember my teacher asked me, Brian, what's the I before E role? I before E always.

So she explains it. No, Brian, it's I before E except after C and when sounding like A is a neighbor in way.

And on weekends and holidays and all throughout May. And you'll always be wrong no matter what you say.

Brian, how do you make a word of plural? You put a S at the end of it. When on weekends and holidays.

So she asked this kid to know everything. Irwin Irwin Irwin Irwin, what does he plural for?

Oxen, the farmer used his oxen. Brian, what? Brian, what's the plural for box? Boxing.

I bought two boxes of donuts. Let's try another one. Irwin, what does he plural for? Goose, geese.

Brian, what's the plural for moose? Moose in. I saw a flock of moose in.

Brian, Brian, you're an imbecile. Imbecilein.

What do you think in German? Brian, German, Germain, Germain, Germain, Jackson, Jackson 5, Tito.

Brian, what the hell are you talking about? I don't know. I don't know, really.

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