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It is the third day of June, 26. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to Wednesday on the Power Chub Morning Show. Here we are.

Ladies and gentlemen, midweek. And Parker Fox is on his Trip Morning Show. Here we are. Ladies and gentlemen,

midweek, and Parker Fox is on his way in here in just a bit, and a regular cast of characters.

So we'll get her started with some comedy from Jim Gaff again, ladies and gentlemen. It's a Wednesday, a wild Wednesday without the wild. Come on in.

I am glad you are here.

I stood in line for an hour and 15 minutes for the Dumbo ride.

After a minute, I was like, I'm the Dumbo.

I'm waiting to see myself.

At the end of the line, there's just going to be a mirror

and some guy going, Dumbo.

Some of those rides at Disney, they make you realize how far we've come with amusement parks.

Like I was on that ride, it's a small world.

I was like, wow, there was a time when people found this entertaining?

You could be on acid, you're like, I'm not getting anything here. I think I'll go back to staring at my hand. Yeah, that's better. Only I had two of these. There's a lot of those rides at Disney. They were developed in the 70s. There was no competition.

They were making up rides.

It was just some guy going,

all right, how about a bumper car goes into a dark room

and there's a picture of Winnie the Poop?

Ooh, here I got another one.

What if we hollow out a log and throw them over a waterfall?

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