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The finish

The finish line is waiting

Feeder's on your side You The finish line is waiting.

Fate is on your side.

You hear the distant thunder.

There's lightning in your stride.

Well, it's official.

It is our birthday.

Welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show at the Mall of America. Good morning, everybody. Good morning. Hi, hi. Look at this absolutely nuts crowd of Jeff Lambert and Abigail Hawke and Turner Parrish and Gianna Parish and Nikki Parrish. The five of them absolutely losing their minds here at Mall of America. How in the hell do you know their names? Those are our best. Oh, they're not famous enough, but I... It's the weirdest thing. Parrish once. My favorite day of the year, man. Here we are on Black Friday at the Mall of America. It's the best thing ever because we get an opportunity to do two hours of the show and then shop like crazy, like morons just walking out of here, basically wondering if I'm going to be able to pay my American Express bill. It's perfect. It's my favorite day. Yeah, it's my favorite day, too, because this is the day every year that a couple of our listeners will give me pretzel points, and then Annie Ann's app realize that you can't just get nonstop free credits. It's the most shameless begging for pretzels I've ever Well, you only get like two a day, so they really can't give me a whole bunch of points, but could you just let those people in, please? Yeah. Yeah. Get some pretzel points. Well, the doors will be open in a moment. It's 7 o'clock. They're coming right now. You don't know that. Okay, good. You can hear the herd. Listen, it's not just the regular morons that you normally hear. Parrish and Marnie are both here already. Good morning to you. Additional Mawrots. Yeah, we're the special morons. Happy holidays. Good morning. And happy birthday to you guys.

I don't know who are going birthday anniversary, but what a wonderful

testament to the longevity

of this show and the quality

or entertainment

of this show. Yeah.

Congratulations. Yeah. I like anything that has

the word long in it. That's cool. Sam. Are we sure

we're going with birthery? Birthery. Birthly is fine. That's cool. Sam, are we sure we're going with birthery?

Birthry is fine. Yeah. Yep, one year until we're out of the Rozone, so enjoy it while it lasts. Okay, you got some birthry on your shirt. Yeah, apologies about that. I've been spent my life trying to get back into the birthry and... You got it all over you. Don't some new mothers eat the burthery right after?

Oh my god.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. birthery and uh you got it all over yeah don't some new mothers eat the burthery right after

yeah yeah yeah merry christmas or make jewelry yeah out of it oh that's what i would do

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