To remind you that 60% of sales on Amazon come from independent sellers, here's John from

Devil Dog Pet Company.

We run our family business from Sterling Heights, Michigan, but we can reach customers all over

the country thanks to Amazon.

Good boy.

Shop small business on Amazon.

And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours. All right, today is the question. Oh, that bitch is good day to you and yours.

All right, today is the day that we play Big Dummy.

The game showed that reward you for your stunning ignorance.

However, the Mariners continue to play in the postseason, so it is once again Big Dumpy.

And here's how it works.

You call us, we will spend the category wheel.

Come on, Dumpy.

I'm glad the people on YouTube can see you screw up every week.

Yeah.

Like I'm watching this, they can see your failure as a wheel spinner at the top of the show.

Hope that makes you feel better, dude.

It makes me feel a lot better, finally.

But here's how it works. We'll spend the category wheel. Then we'll ask you a question from that category. But here's where big dumpy separates itself from your average, more reputable game show. We will continue to ask you questions until you get one right, because as always, we want you to leave here smarter than you showed up.

Now, so far this year, our biggest dummy, it's a two-way tie between the lovely Danny and the equally lovely melody,

who both thought that Fat Tuesday was Wednesday Adam's obese cousin and found a way to answer 11 consecutive questions wrong.

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