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And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, today is the day that we play Big Dummy, the game show that rewards you for your stunning ignorance.

And here's how it works.

You call us, we will spend the category deal, very close.

Almost on it. I know, dude, you are fired up today. Yeah, I am. It's. Very close. Almost on it.

I know, dude, you are fired up today.

Yeah, I am.

It's a great day.

Something about Wazoo or something.

I don't know.

We will spend the category wheel, and then we will ask you a question from that category.

But here's where Big D dummy separates itself from your average

more reputable game show. We will continue to ask you questions until you get to one right,

because as always, we want you to leave here smarter than you showed up. Now, so far this year,

our biggest dummy has been a lovely and talented Justin, who thought the word interfere was a phobia of walking

into a place and found a way to

answer eight consecutive questions wrong.

Can you do better? Of course you

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