And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, today is the day that we play Big Dummy,

the game show that rewards you for your stunning ignorance.

And here's how it works.

You call us, we will spin the category wheel.

See if I drag it out, we're on time on time yeah I didn't get a lot of sleep I don't man

drag it a little bit category wheel

thanks for picking me up

I got you got you damn yep and then we'll

I would never want to make you look bad

I know

and then we'll ask you a question from that category but here's where big want to make you look bad. I don't.

And then we'll ask you a question from that category.

But here's where big dummy separates itself from your average, more reputable game show.

We will continue to ask your questions until you get to one right.

Because as always, we want you to leave here smarter than you showed up.

Now, so far this year, our biggest dummy is a four-way tie between Austin, Justin, Catherine, and Cortland,

all of whom thought a vacuum seal was an aquatic housekeeper and found a way to answer five consecutive questions wrong.

Can you do better? Of course you can. Everyone else has.

So give us a call,

and off we go on Big Dummy, brought to you by our friends at Advanced Hair Restoration.

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