And now, here's the question.

Oh, la, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, today is the day that we play Big Dummy,

the game show that rewards you for your stunning ignorance.

And here's how it works.

You call us, we will spend...

Woo!

We are so close. We're getting spend... We are so close.

We're getting there.

We are so close.

I've heard that before.

Don't worry, it happens.

A lot of guys did.

Just a little early.

We will spend the category wheel, and then we'll ask you a question from that category.

But here's where big dummy separates itself from your average more reputable game show.

We will continue to ask you questions until you gets one right.

Because as always, we want you to leave here smarter than you showed up.

Now, so far this year, our biggest dummy and returning champion is the lovely and talented Danny,

who thought whistling Dixie

was an ocean of musical penises

and found a way to answer

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