And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right.

If I pointed at a 20 foot tall fence and told you that there was a lion on the other side of that fence, would you climb over?

Now, look, I cannot hear you, but I'm assuming that you answered no.

Maybe even hell no.

Well, a 19-year-old kid in Brazil, he said, hell yes.

And climbed over the fence at the zoo there that separated him from Leona.

Leona is the lion.

Long story short, Leona killed and ate him because he climbed the fence, and Leona is a lion.

The story explains itself. Now,

closer to home, a man found himself in a traffic jam, so he got out of his car in an attempt

to end the gridlock. Now, the problem was he was at Yellowstone, and the cause of the traffic

jam was a 2,000-pound bison slowly walking down the highway. So he tried to shoe the animal out of the way

and it certainly moved when it charged the dude and ruined his day now speaking of animals in the

guy in georgia well guess what he saw a wounded raccoon on the side of the road and he decided

to be good samaritan well the raccoon as myel said bit

him in the face but that's not even the bad part the bad part is it also had rabies and the really

dumb part is in spite of having rabies and biting him in the face the man's family had to quote

unquote convince him to go to the hospital but as say, no good deed goes unpunished.

But today, we're talking animals. Look, we share a planet with them, but let's be honest, it's not always awesome. It's just not. We're telling you, there's a guy in California. He's got a 500-pound bear living in the crawl space under his house. Keep in mind, this is the time of the year they hibernate, have fun with that. But a guy in Japan's leg, boo-hoo.

I was sitting on the toilet and got attacked by a bear.

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