And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, have you ever heard of subcontaneous emphysema?

Don't feel bad, me neither.

But that is the condition that a kitten in California was suffering from.

And that's why it looked like an inflated balloon.

You see, subcontaneous emphysema, that's when gas or air gets trapped under the skin,

and you, or a kitten, gets ridiculously bloated that showed a picture of this cat,

honestly God, it looked like a Macy's Day float.

Well, the kitten has been deflated and can now be adopted from the shelter.

But keep in mind, it poses future health risks.

But that's true of any animal that you take on as a pet.

As I've pointed out, my dog is about to cost me a couple thousand dollars

thanks to a blown ACL, which everyone assures me will lead to another blown ACL,

which everyone assures me will lead to thousands more dollars.

Now, look, I'm not stoked about it, but that's the price you pay when you have a pet.

You know what you're getting into.

Meanwhile, in the Blue Mountains, where Washington, Oregon, and Idaho, they all meet.

Well, ranchers and farmers, they're losing money on animals, but not their pets.

Seems that herds of elk are showing up, and they're eating everything in the pastures, trampling fields, and inadvertently inviting predators onto their properties, which, of course, leads to bad things with their livestock.

And Fallout, it ain't cheap.

Speaking of which, last week, we showed the story of a Russian man who landed a three-year

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