Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29.

This is Beaverville. Come on me in.

I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step.

Start later, please.

I could never know where the day was asked for it at.

Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month.

We are number one. We just grabbed every key demographic.

Super duper.

That's nice. I'd go. Need a game. Yes. Boy. That is good news. It is the 26th day of August. 2025. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Parachian Morning Show. Almost to the end of August already. Well, good Tuesday morning for you. If we got Tuesday Tired, that's okay. We got the audible caffeine for you. Marnie's coming in. Bonesie's coming in. He's on his way here. Of course, Saucie's here and Zachso and I believe Maxo coming in and a cast a thousand. So why wait another moment? Here is Mike Bobbitt. It is National Toilipaper Day. So come on in. I'm glad you're here. This is the weird thing about getting married.

Before I got married to my wife, I lived with my best friend for like two years.

We had a two bathroom apartment, and two years we went through two rolls of toilet paper.

My wife makes me buy 12 packs from Target weekly.

Like, I have no idea what she's doing.

I think she's just putting one end of the roll in the bowl and flushing to see how many sheets go down.

10, new record.

Or I'm going to kick in the door and catch her doing origami with little squares or something.

On the sink there's going to be a TP topiary. She's squares or something. I'm the sink.

There's going to be a TP topiary.

She's like, look, I made you a giraffe.

Looks like crap.

I'll get a clean sheet.

I love watching Tarzanee. I love watching Tarzanum.

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