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I struggle with flying. But when you have this accent and you tell people you hate to fly,

they assume you do not know how airplanes work. Every time I'll go, I hate to fly. And they go,

Derek, don't you be scared of science, okay? And I'm like, I don't think that's

what I'm talking about. It's the people on airplanes. Like, here's the thing. I think middle-seat

people have lost their minds, okay? I don't know who lied to middle-seat people, but they have

no armrest. We share our armrest with them out of the goodness of our hearts.

Middle seat people are barely on the flight.

They're the only seat in every row that if they don't show up, we celebrate.

We take a picture of their empty seat and we put it on Instagram and we go, what a Tuesday, man.

I recently saw a middle seat person pull out a laptop. I could not believe it. I didn't know how

to tell him that nobody's in an office waiting on a middle seat email. If anybody cared about

your email, you'd be in the aisle, big dog.

I just took a peek at your spreadsheet.

This quarter's got you in a headlock.

Hi, I'm Robert Osborne.

Hi, I'm Robert Osborne. I love watching Tarzan movies. You hear the distant thunder.

There's lightning in your stride.

Ingrid.

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