This is an I-Heart podcast.

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

And the subject is, and no, Jr. didn't write this one, pre-existing conditions.

Uh-oh.

And I didn't eat. And I didn't either.

Right now the nephew is here though.

Yeah, we'll get into pre-condition, pre-existing conditions in just a few.

But right now it's time for the nephew.

He's here.

And today's prank phone call, Neff, what you got? Let me, before I get to the prank shirt, let me say thank you to Montgomery, Alabama. They came out, man, at the Montgomery Performing Arts Center, me, the boy, Earthquakes, celebrity, the comedian, JJ Williams, and did the doggone thing. Big ups to my boy, Paul Davis down now in the gump, baby.

All right, black hats up.

All right, big ups to the gump.

And y'all already know laying in the cutters this week, April Fool's weekend.

I tell y'all about that after the prank because there's a whole lot of people on that show.

Oh, a whole lot of people on that show.

Ooh!

But this right here, this break is HPP.

HPP.

That is husband protection program.

Husband protection program.

We got to protect some of these husbands from these wives that are getting out of control.

Husband protection program. Let's go, cat, What? HPP. I said it. Yes. Let's go, Cat. Good afternoon. This is Morgan. Hi, Morgan. My name is Josh. I'm with HPP, giving you a call. You are married to Mr. Sean. Is that right? Yes. You're with who now? I'm with HPP. We actually pick your husband up from his job today. I wanted to give you a call. Pick him up for what? Okay, you're his wife, Morgan, right? Correct. Okay. Actually, just wanted to make sure that he's okay and we're worried about his work being okay what happened well nothing's

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