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Here in our lockdown situation home-bound

environment, we have a really beautiful, very lucky backyard and at night

there's a motion-sensor light that goes on whenever there's a little critter in the yard and

and we've been getting a lot of raccoons and so

Christians go from Mac, you know, I've been leaving out some food occasionally

which you're not supposed to do. I didn't know this. Then they keep coming back.

You don't remember being a kid and raccoons rifling through garbage cans and the goal is to not have them come.

Yeah, so I remember I used to put a rock on the cans, you know, just, but they're very mischievous and they're very

industrious and they would take off. They would somehow find a way to get into the cans and I am now doing the opposite.

Of what you're supposed to do. I'm making it much more accessible. You're making it your pet.

Which is what you're not supposed to do. Right. It's so disgusting and you find it cute and I find it pretty disgusting.

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And with me as always is my raccoon despising brother despising is too strong of a word.

No, you're just I would say raccoon disliking. Oh, you dislike them. Yeah, how can you dislike it? It's so cute.

They are. That's the thing with them. They have I would say objectively this leadingly cute. They have cute faces.

I can't get past the memories of them as a child seeing them rifling through garbage and being scared of them.

I'm surprised I don't know. It doesn't matter how they could have like what would you say is the cutest animal face in the lower.

Okay, slow. Let's say that's the cutest or like a little bejon dog or something. Who'd you just become?

I think they're cute. I don't want one, but I think they objectively cute.

Yeah, I guess so they're just can't stand their personalities. They're faces. Right. Just aesthetic.

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