Hi, my name is Howie Mandel, and I feel, and then in brackets it says,

however you feel about being Conan O'Brien. Oh, trust me. No, I could say acid reflux with a little bit of...

You know what's incredible? We haven't even been able to get this interview started.

Well, because you got a whole script, it says, I'm supposed to say, however I feel.

Let's try it. Just try it. Just please.

I feel fantastic about being Conan O'Brien's friend. Are we friends? I think we are.

Fall is little here now, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking limbs,

climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are gonna be friends.

I can tell that we are gonna be friends.

Hey there, and welcome to Conan O'Brien, needs a friend. I'm joined today by my trusty companions,

Son of Mossessian, Son of Conan. Nice to see you, and of course, filling in for Matt Gourley,

who is on maternity leave, is Sonas assistant. It subsurred every time I say it.

David Hopping, how are you, David? I'm good, are you?

I'm good. Today is gonna be a little interesting because it is my wife's birthday today.

Well, you know this. I did. I don't know why you pretended not to be.

I don't either. I know. I think I just...

You're always very honest. You're strength is that you're always yourself and always honest.

You just did this big fake. I don't know why I did that.

You're gonna learn a little something about me, which is...

I have some abilities and skills. There are things I'm good at, and then there are things I'm terrible at.

I'm terrible at wrapping presents.

Awful at it. And when I wrap a present, it really does look awful.

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