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Pardon My Take

Howie Long, College Football Is Back, Trey Lance Traded + Mt Rushmore Of Fictional Animals

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Sports, Football

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2023

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Summary

College Football is back and Jason Garrett is a buzzkill. 49ers trade Trey Lance in what may be the biggest bust in Draft history(00:00:00-00:20:41). Who's back of the week including Trump's golf game and Messi being the GOAT(00:20:41-00:43:23). Howie Long joins the show to talk about his incredible path to the NFL, his 30 years at FOX, the Raiders, 2023 Football season and tons more(00:43:23-01:51:27). We finish the show with Mt Rushmore of Fictional Animals(01:51:27-02:22:01)


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0:00.0

Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, we have an awesome, awesome interview with Howie Long, the legend, Hall of Famer, Hall of Fame football player, Hall of Fame broadcaster, Hall of Fame movie star, Hall of Fame dad, Hall of Fame man, Hall of Fame man,caster, Hall of Fame, movie star, Hall of Fame, dad, Hall of Fame,

0:25.5

all of us.

0:26.5

Hall of Fame, man.

0:27.3

Hall of Fame, man.

0:28.8

Awesome, awesome interview.

0:30.0

Told us some incredible stories.

0:32.4

We are going to do the Mount Rushmore

0:33.9

of fictional animals.

0:35.1

This is the last week of Mount Rushmore.

0:37.7

It's coming down to it.

0:39.3

It's going to be intense.

0:40.8

We're going to talk some football because it is back again and we got who's back so great show for everyone and Before we get to that listen up AWL's Paramount Plus its football season you gotta get your streaming in order Paramount Plus is once again your home to stream the NFL on CBS all year long Visit paramountplus dot com slash NFL right now to get an exclusive offer for part of my take fans. 50% off the annual price for a whole year of Paramount Plus. That's just $2.50 a month to stream all the best games in craziest moments from every single live local NFL on CBS game this season. This is an incredible deal that you need to act on right now. We're giving it to you $2.50 a month paramount plus. You need it for football season. It includes the regular season through the playoffs. And remember, this year paramount plus is your streaming destination for Super Bowl 58 as well. So paramount plus also gets you an all access pass to 24 seven NFL NFL content all week long with CBS Sports HQ, fantasy football today NFL slime time and more all for just $2.50 a month. So add it all up and it's hot seat corporate America, cool throne NFL fans in your wallets stream Paramount Plus on any device at home or on the go and catch another action packed unpredictable season of the NFL on CBS streaming on Paramount Plus, sign up at paramount plus dot com slash NFL for 50% off today, offer ends 920 annual plan only terms and conditions apply act now. Paramount Plus is the place to be you need paramount plus. You need to get your streaming in order paramount plus has all the NFL action and the Super Bowl this year. So make sure you sign up right now. Paramount Plus on any

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for 50% off today. Paramount plus dot com slash NFL for 50% off today. Okay, let's go. Boy. Now in the tree, there is violence. And I'm not allowed to stop the work that we've done. No place to hang out or washing. And then I can't leave all on the salt It's part of my take. There's an about our support. Wasn't it pardoned my today is Monday, August 28th? Hank, say it. Say it. Some are over. No footballs back. Real football. We watch real football. And guess what? There's no better way to kill your football buzz than having Jason Garrett call the game.

3:46.0

Yeah, it's true. He doesn't have that saying. He doesn't have the energy that you need. You need somebody that you need Michael Irvin calling the first game of every season. Yeah. Not Jason Garrett who would put himself to sleep talking. It really felt like week zero in Dublin. Yeah. It was like all jacked up ready to go. College football's back. I know it was week zero. I know there's only like seven games. They all they all mean something to me and

4:06.1

then Jason Garrett was on there and I know there's only like seven games. They all they all mean something to me

4:05.9

And then Jason Garrett was on there and I immediately fell in a nap in the second quarter I'd rather hear Al Gore commentate a football game the Jason Garrett is back. It is back. It is back. It is back Markman looks great. Did you see how green the grass was in Ireland? It looks so that's all I wanted to see check that off the list. It was not much of a game. It was yeah it was it was

4:24.2

watching Notre Dame Hawaii being being pesky Covering the spread and then in fitting fashion USC and the the returning high-spin kale Williams who probably the number one pick in the draft and no one in America could watch it Because it was pack 12 network. Yep. I was watching it on a stream on my phone that was giving me all the viruses.

4:45.7

That could not have been the better way to tip off the last Pac-12 season opener to be like, hey, this is why we're dying? Yeah, because we can't watch fucking Caleb Williams play football. Well, you remember when Oklahoma played against Army a few years ago? And that was awesome. You couldn't find it. You had to go like deep into the dark web.

5:03.7

Some guy like streamed it before.

5:05.7

Yeah, it was a guy streaming it and then the chat that was popping off to You couldn't find it. You had to go like deep into the dark web. Some guy like streamed it. The fun.

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