Well, it's Friday. That's the good news. St. Patrick's Day tomorrow. That's the bad news. No, it's a wonderful thing, unless you want to cross Fifth Avenue. Every town is having these parades this weekend. We love St. Patrick's Day. But, uh, uh, uh, uh, Joe Bartlett's staring me. But what? Yeah, bagpipes and corned beef. It's not the greatest thing in the world. It's, uh... Once a year, Mark.

Once a year. You know, Elvis Duran down the hall there. He always has a big buffet outside today. Corn beef. What else would you have? How about something you want to have for breakfast? uh no it's just whatever town you live and

be careful because some of them have the parade on saturday tomorrow that's right yep and some on

sunday uh so we'll get to that we'll get to president trump we'll get to muller and uh how much

longer he's got left and uh what he's doing wrong we'll get to the bridge collapse horrible

story we'll get to Mayor de Blasio.

He's actually come up with something. This may actually be a good idea. We'll take a look at it. We'll get to Bill Cosby. He's in trouble. And we'll get to California. They stay up nights just trying to think of what crazy thing can we do next. So anyway, St. Patrick's down. Now, where are you going today?

You have some event today?

Yeah, it's a charity, St. Balddrich's foundation raises money for childhood cancer i'll be emceeing

their traditional uh fundraising event people are going to come in and shave their heads raise

money expect to raise close to uh 200 000 today well that's a very worthy cause a wonderful

cause but let me give you a little advice yes so you have to shave your head to raise the money. Well, you don't have to. No, but why don't you come up with something that might incentivize people a little more? Like a topless, a wet t-shirt contest or something. This is for kids. Oh, okay. Forget that idea. Why don't you have a wing eating contest that i

can see people signing up for that you know shave your head a lot of people think i don't want to do

that but wing eating contest everybody will be there well you actually don't have to shave your head

oh you can just donate you can donate absolutely but the reason people shave their heads is because

when children go through chemotherapy they lose their hair so oh i got it's a show of solos just donate you can donate absolutely but the reason people shave their heads is because when

children go through chemotherapy they lose their hair so oh i got it's a show of solidarity but still

you could find something where you more people would be lured down there you know what you

should have uh stormy daniels come down and she's uh doing on this tour you think so stormy

you'll get on CNN what's it now where do people go if they want to help?

Well, St. Baldricks.org is the easiest thing to do.

That's their website. You can donate money right there. And, you know, today I'll be at Jim Brady's Little Manhattan, Maiden Lane. And people can go see you? Yeah, sure, if you want. What time is that? About 12 o'clock. And this is like a real charity and everything.

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