Hello, mom listeners. My Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy

docu-pod beyond with Mike Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you

that our latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th.

On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems via supernatural means.

In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium, I found out I was a flapper

in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely consider to be my guardian

angel, and now we are back with all new adventures. Will hypnosis cure my diet co-crediction?

Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight with me and my producer

over fairies? Well sweetie, you're gonna have to listen to find out.

So spirit girlies, unite, and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast

platform. I genuinely can't wait for you to listen.

And my hope is that you somehow reach Nirvana while listening on your morning commute.

Okay, gotta go eat a crystal, goodbye.

Ooh baby, we got a read catch up episode for you this week, baby, because we haven't

talked in two weeks.

That's right. I'm calling in from Upsade New York where I'm here at the artist's residency

working on my opera project.

And I'm calling in from here

in Los Angeles, California,

where it's currently 95 degrees at 10 p.m., 8 p.m.

And you have a beard and a bacterial infection.

It's me from the inside out, baby.

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