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We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

News, Science, Society & Culture, Culture, Comedy, Internet, Pop, Games, Gadgets

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Gallup Polls, famous for its political odds-making every election cycle, has released a new poll that attempts to draw correlation between general happiness and certain everyday activities - like saying hello to your neighbors. As Anthony and Jeff dig into the data, however, it reveals the way polling can seemingly justify misleading conclusions.

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0:00.0	Hey, have you been wanting to give us money and exchange for goods?
0:02.7	Well, you're so lucky because now you can.
0:05.8	We have re-released our These Aliens merchandise in honor of the government telling us that
0:11.0	there are aliens in order to distract us from whatever horrible evil they're causing
0:15.4	in the world right now.
0:16.6	Pick it up at www.wehaveconcernestore.com
0:34.2	It's just normal kid stuff.
0:36.7	This is We Have Concerns.
0:38.8	Hi, Jeff Canada.
0:39.8	Hi, Anthony Carbony.
0:41.4	Hello, Concerns citizens.
0:45.0	Jeff, you may have heard that there's a loneliness epidemic out there.
0:49.8	I would, but I don't have anybody to talk to.
0:53.0	You may have opened an app that told you there was a loneliness epidemic out there.
0:58.8	Yeah, the apps, my view, my window into the world.
1:03.2	Yes.
1:04.2	The apps are my friends now, and I listen to them, and everything they tell me to do
1:07.9	and everything they tell me to buy.
1:11.2	They tell me to buy so many things, though, Anthony.
1:13.4	It's a lot.
1:14.8	It's always something else to click on over here, you know?
1:18.9	Jeff, I am particularly susceptible to social media advertising.
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