Howard Zyn Presents: a People’s Cigstory of the United States feat. Matt Bors and Ben Clarkson

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Matt Bors and Ben Clarkson are back on the pod to talk about A.I. and right wing animation. Also, Neom influencers, Labour MP’s loving bribes, and Tucker Carlson’s come to Jesus moment that Zyns… are soy. You can buy Justice Warriors 2 here! https://membership.thenib.com/products/justice-warriors-jts73 If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s UK Tour Here:https://miloedwards.co.uk/live-showsTrashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0	My dentist is an antivax guy.
0:18.5	Oh, that's good.
0:19.1	Which I found out because he took some photos of his work on my teeth and was like, hey, can I post these to like Densagram?
0:27.6	It's like dentist Instagram.
0:29.0	Because these are going to be huge.
0:30.5	They're really going to like make my career and stuff.
0:32.5	Because your teeth were fucked up before.
0:34.9	And now they're like slightly less fucked up.
0:36.9	I'm like, yeah, sure, fine.
0:38.0	So I go looking for the guy by name on Instagram.
0:40.5	I'm just how my teeth are doing on the algorithm.
0:43.2	Yeah, yeah.
0:44.2	I mean, because he doesn't show me the photo he's taken and it's got like a ring flash
0:49.2	and like a macro lens.
0:50.5	So he's really in on the teeth, right?
0:52.2	So I want to see how fucked up the before photo is.
0:55.0	So I go looking and like obviously the caption is like, you know, 33 year old female patient with the worst fucked up like horse who has been kicked in the face by another horse teeth in the world.
1:07.0	We made it look, you know, not so bad.
1:10.0	Sorry, sir, I can't tell how old this horse is. It's been kicked in the mouth by another
1:13.9	horse. Yeah, this is sort of the theme of one of the weirdest CSI spin-offs.
1:20.7	But yeah, and I find that my dentist is also posting about the fucking clandemic and uh you know 5g and george sorrows
1:31.0	and i'm like okay then i guess well this is this is what like the the institute of economic
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