Hey there listeners, before we begin, a quick content warning.

During this episode, there is a brief discussion of child sexual assault material as it relates

to actor Jeffrey Jones that may be triggering for some individuals.

Hello and welcome back to another episode of your favorite podcast full stop that just so happens

to be about movies and how it's nearly impossible to make them. That's right. It's what went wrong.

I'm one of your hosts, Chris Winterbauer. Here is always with my incredible other host,

Lizzie Bassett. Lizzie, how you doing tonight? I'm doing great, Chris. Although right out the gate,

I just want to tell everybody I know you were excited because this episode was supposed to be

about mommy dearest because that's what I promise, but it turns out that's a lot of work.

That one was a lot more work than I thought and I got tired. So Chris has graciously stepped in

with maybe one of the worst movies I've ever seen. So that's my punishment and this week my

punishment is also your punishment. It's also your punishment listeners. Howard the duck, which I

can certainly say Dracula only held the mantle for hornyest film we've covered for one week.

Then Howard snatched it away with his dirty little beak. This is a very weird movie. I had never

seen it before. How'd you seen it, Lizzie? No, no. I mean, I'm sure we're going to get into it,

but yeah, this is one of the most overly sexualized movies we've ever covered and there's absolutely

no rhyme or reason to why it is. And it's just like deeply upsetting. Every time they show like a

feathered duck nipple, you're like, God, I just really love those anthropomorphized human breasts

slapped onto duck people. Could have lived my whole life without seeing that.

Yep. So before we begin, a quick thank you to our Patreon patrons for their support and

participation in our movie poll that yielded this week's film. That's right. Yeah. Not only did you

have to watch Howard the Duck, but you're paying for it literally as well as figuratively. If

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