Howard Stern’s 900 Cats + Subway Bed Bugs

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Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Comedy, News, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 8 April 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Howard Stern and his wife are being sued by a former assistant who claims their $50 million Hamptons mansion is a "hostile" feline-rescue nightmare. Opie breaks down the lawsuit and the reality of living with 900 ungrateful cats vs. one loyal dog. Plus, the "Subway Seat Roulette" just got worse. A new NYC bill would force the MTA to alert riders of bed bug infestations in real-time. Opie and Ron the Waiter share their own "horror stories" from the front lines of flea and bed bug battles. Also: Who’s at fault for the wolf bite at the zoo—the animal or the parents on their phones?

Topics:
The Stern "Hostile Hamptons" Lawsuit.Cats vs. Dogs: Who actually likes you?
MTA Bed Bug Alerts and commuting nightmares.
The Hersheypark wolf incident.
Iran/Trump midnight ceasefire update.

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0:00.0	of the world.
0:06.1	Queen.
0:07.4	I'm serenating Rod Rod today.
0:10.4	Good morning, everybody.
0:11.1	Welcome to the OPI radio podcast.
0:13.1	What are we got going on today?
0:14.2	People are asking, what do you got today?
0:16.2	Well, we got a ceasefire in Iran.
0:18.2	We got bedbugs on the, on the and and on our buses. We got a kid
0:23.8	getting bitten by a wolf at a zoo. We got Howard Stern. Oh, oh, nope, nope, nope, nope. We don't have
0:30.4	Howard Stern stuff today. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. People don't like when you talk about
0:36.9	Howard Stern, Ron, Ron. That's what I learned overnight. People don't like when you talk about Howard Stern, Ron, Ron.
0:38.1	That's what I learned overnight.
0:39.8	We don't talk about Howard Stern here.
0:43.0	God forbid you got a guy that is supposed to be this tough shock jock,
0:48.4	and you find out that he might be living with 900 cats,
0:52.4	and he's got a wife that's wandering around finding cats left and right
0:56.8	at all hours of the day and there's a huge lawsuit. God forbid we make fun of that, Ron. Don't make
1:03.6	fun of Howard Stern. Don't make fun of the fact that he might be in a mansion filled with cats.
1:08.1	Oh, my God, it'll just piss off the people. Good morning, Roddy, babes.
1:13.2	It just goes to show you ugly guys will do anything for a pussy. Ah, yes. Well, I don't know.
1:22.7	We don't know about the Beth Stern. She might be a lovely lady. I had some thoughts yesterday and
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