Howard Stern is Hurtin

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🗓️ 5 September 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

In this hilarious and raw podcast episode, Opie and comedian Chris Ferretti dive into a chaotic mix of personal anecdotes and rants about horror movies. From a childhood filled with questionable parenting—like smoking cigarettes at nine and dodging ice cubes thrown by mom—to absurd family vacations at a creepy, inherited Catskills property where someone died in a fire, the stories are as wild as they are relatable. The conversation takes a sharp turn into the absurdity of horror movie tropes, poking fun at predictable jump scares, clueless characters, and the questionable life choices in films like The Shining and The Conjuring. They also touch on a bizarre real-life tale of a racist werewolf at a Universal Studios haunted house. Packed with dark humor, nostalgic rants, and a healthy dose of disdain for adults who love Disney, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs and unfiltered storytelling. Catch it on Opie Radio or follow Chris Ferretti on socials for more!

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1:07.1	welcome. I am live streaming for my window sill as the sun comes up
1:12.7	over New York City on this fine FU Friday. And I got a lighter tone today because we got to give a
1:21.5	virtual hug to Howard Stern this morning because he's hurting. He's hurting a lot. He's walking the beach of
1:30.0	Southampton. He's furious. He's sad because Sirius XM has decided not to put up with any of his
1:38.5	bullshit anymore. So the breaking news as we start this is that Howard Stern most likely will return to
1:48.2	Sirius XM, but he's getting a major pay cut to his salary.
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