Ms. Fitz Toys

Doug Hates, Candy Rapper, Screamy, Baby Steve Steve

With 50 as a nop of hurdles in his teeth

There's still not one that we won't escape

Of Doug Love's movie

Hey everybody my name is Doug and I love movies

No matter how much they hurt me

This is Doug has unrequited love for movies coming to you from the UCB Theatre on Tuesday, March 5th, 2 Oceans 13

I love that anybody laughs at that

Let me see your name tags you guys

Let's see them early

Yeah, I know you weren't ready for this

But I just want to take a second to point out some of the good ones in the crowd

And talk about how much I appreciate you guys bringing them

Because when I say the comics pick a name tag

They all start running around yelling

So I can't convey to people that there's someone in the front row with a Channing Twatum sign

Like that has to go mention

There's someone else with a gentleman brought his Comic Con badge

I'm not going to get close enough to you to be able to read your name on it

This fellow has an LA Sexy Singles massage newspaper

But where's your name on there?

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