Hello, hello, hello, welcome back to the I almost I podcast. What is going on? I am not in my fish tank

I'm not in my aquarium. You're probably freaking out right now. There's chaos in the street. There's panic running everywhere

What what is this chair? What is this white background? I'm currently traveling

So that is why you were seeing this strange strange background

But today but today guess I'm doing it well you don't have to get as you can see the title like I hate when youtubers do that when they're like

You're never gonna miss what happens, but it's in the title so you already know. I'm guilty of it though because I just did it

Today I'm reading your guys's new death stories so

I've been wanting to do this for a fat minute last time we do this was in April

So I've collected a good a good chunk of stories for you guys

Feeling very excited very scared to see how you guys almost died because I love y'all and I don't want you all to almost die so

We're gonna get it to it. Sorry. I had to like do a fart in the microphone because I for a second thought that I wasn't recording through this microphone

I also was realizing the other day how some people like some of my friends have full-on

production studios and

People filming their podcast

Y'all it is just me sitting in in a room in front of a green screen or a white wall and my glorious producer Daniel who edits it for me

It that that's all there's mama no smoking mirrors

Very raw very natural there. This is a organic vegan podcast. You don't see many of those anymore anyways

I bet my cheek by the way, so if I just start crying out of pain

That's like what's going on

Feeling very not good feeling very much cheek hurting realness. So anyways

Let's begin. Okay, so

This first one is from aisha loves Ben at Rajee underscore aisha. Hey, how you doing? Okay

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